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Things That Happen in Porn But Not in Real Life

Things That Happen in Porn But Not in Real Life

People know and are aware of unrealistic scenarios that pop up in porn videos. A plumber fixing up more than just plumbing, anyone? A pizza delivery guy delivering more than just pizza? Yeah, we’ve all come across such scenarios. But, what are some things closer to real-life that can happen in porn but don’t actually happen in real life? Hold on to your pants and wait while we help you explore!

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1) Climaxing in porn vs real life

Climaxing in porn is often shown to be some ultra co-ordinated, telepathic wizardry. In real life, though, this coordination is much more complex than it appears in porn. You can use sex toys and other methods to try and achieve this, but that brings us to the second problem. If you are spending all your time and energy trying to climax together, you probably aren’t enjoying yourselves and each other as much as you should be.

2) Women and their orgasms

Here’s the thing. It IS hard to make a woman orgasm if you don’t know what you are doing. It certainly will not just happen only with penetration. While it is definitely possible, it is not even close to how it is usually depicted in porn. Studies show that the average woman takes 20 minutes to orgasm, more than double the time it takes for their male counterparts. Porn films also show women moaning and climaxing within a couple of minutes. In real life, it takes effort and a lot of trial and error. But, that’s part of the fun.

3) Squirting and Ejaculation

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Squirting in porn often involves human fountains doing human fountain things. Porn directors use several tricks and portray them to be actual squirting. Tests of the fluid produced have shown these are not the same thing. Female ejaculate is very similar chemically to semen. On the other hand, fluid produced by squirting that you see in porn is most probably watered-down urine. Sex researcher Beverly Whipple states that while women can definitely learn how to squirt, she doubts women can train themselves to ejaculate.

4) Men last till the world ends

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This is probably a porn misconception that is seen too often and is also one that is very harmful. You’re just not going to watch a porn movie where the pornstar has ED (erectile dysfunction) and then they decide to watch a nice movie and maybe try later. This will not happen in porn but does happen in real life. Nearly every man has experienced ED in their life. Men orgasm after anywhere from one to 10 minutes of vaginal intercourse in real life. But, porn shows that men last as long as they want and have impeccable timing. Moreover, men also have to wait at least 30 minutes before experiencing a full-blown hard-on again. Sometimes, it can also take a couple of hours.

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5) Banal Anal

Vaginas do engorge and get bigger when a woman is aroused. The anus, not so much. The tissue in the anus is also thin and prone to breaking. The anus also isn’t self-lubricating. If you want to try anal play, it’s better to invest in an anal kit. It’s also important to make sure you get plenty of water-based anal lubricant. Another to remember is the fact that women in porn usually are prepped very well for anal in between takes.

6) Everything is big

In porn, the bigger the better. This applies to both women and men. Men’s penises and women’s breasts tend to be bigger in porn. Even vaginas that are shown in porn have a very specific aesthetic look to them. Women in porn also tend to have big breasts that accompany really thin bodies. This is not a common combo in real life. When talking about men, the discrepancy that exists when comparing men’s penis sizes in porn and in real life is comically funny. The average man’s penis is 3.6 inches when it’s flaccid and 5.16 inches when it’s erect. In porn, though, male actors are usually way above average.

7) All positions work

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Reality check, no they don’t. Malamuth, who has studied porn consumption, often outside of the United States, has found that people do draw inspiration from what they watch. “It certainly has made them want to try to copy certain acts to try that thing they haven’t done before,” he says. It’s important to remember that people in porn are paid to play up what they are feeling to make it look more attractive. Don’t be disappointed if shower sex isn’t all that it’s made out to be or if a new position that you try doesn’t feel all that good. It’s all about adjusting.

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